You know, the holidays are fun. They're like wrapped gifts, so pretty, mysterious. The very word 'present' is a present in itself even. So lovely, until you shake them. Then the mystery breaks, and the distressing truth flops out: it's ...Read More
Last night a group of us went to this ridiculous thing called a Werstfest. The results of this night can be seen in my shame, and the accomplishment of 1) Getting Sick and 2) Not driving. Once again, I felt ...Read More
"Uzi nine milla meta" Why do terminators speak with accents? Whatever look people need weekends, and people need work days. The goddam truth. Thing is, when you don't have a job, every day is a weekend. And after a while, you ...Read More