After getting out of class today, I stumbled upon a huge, tie-dye looking turd of a bus, and thought, "Fuckin' A, a blood drive... Count ME IN!" While I realized that perhaps this may not be a good time to ...Read More
"Papi, why you hurt mi like dat?"
It's been a while, a long, while, full of long, and interesting events that I can't believe I'm about to divulge. For starters, I worked on my buddy's truck the other day, just helpin' ...Read More
FUCK YOU AUSTIN: No ID, No Hand jobs.
That's the rule.
In the last week, I've almost been hit by 4 different jackass assjackles. Why? Well, since the summer let up, the massive university that consumes Austin Texas, just became ...Read More
David, Ally and I are both disappointed in you.
Many people over the times have been confused by things they do not readily understand. When you read Proust, Nabokov, Dickens, or I don't know, Charlotte Brontë on a cool, summer day, ...Read More
Maybe things will be.. easier in the future...
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP! WRONG. It is perfectly logical to think that things have become easier, with the drive-through coffee shops, the Interwebs, computerized cars, and even cellular telephones. But before you JUMP to conclusions, let's ...Read More