"Sometimes it's a form of love just to talk to somebody that you have nothing in common with and still be fascinated by their presence. " - David Byrne I'm drinking a beer right now, it's 5:30 in the afternoon on ...Read More
"Because I have loved life, I shall have no sorrow to die." - Amelia Burr For me to say that this month has been anything but tragic and untimely, would be to let go of the initial kernel that keeps me on ...Read More
After getting out of class today, I stumbled upon a huge, tie-dye looking turd of a bus, and thought, "Fuckin' A, a blood drive... Count ME IN!" While I realized that perhaps this may not be a good time to ...Read More
"Papi, why you hurt mi like dat?" It's been a while, a long, while, full of long, and interesting events that I can't believe I'm about to divulge. For starters, I worked on my buddy's truck the other day, just helpin' ...Read More
FUCK YOU AUSTIN: No ID, No Hand jobs. That's the rule. In the last week, I've almost been hit by 4 different jackass assjackles. Why? Well, since the summer let up, the massive university that consumes Austin Texas, just became ...Read More