“I don’t mind that I’m fat. You still get the same money.” – Marlon Brando
It’s absolutely true: if you ain’t broke, don’t fix yourself. But if you are broke, get a job. That’s the news Folks. That’s what’s going on, and that’s what house cats think too.
I wish I had more time in life to do things like that guy. Maybe if I was unemployed and living on a couch in a friend’s ‘bungalow’, eating ramen noodle and tofu, and pretending not to give a shit…maybe then I would be able to get my shit together, and get on the streets with some sweet threads.
Cooper: Harry, my dream is a code waiting to be broken. Break the code, solve the crime.
Lucy (taking notes): Break the…code, solve the…crime.
I recently moved from a shared duplex, one that I’d been living at for a total of one year. The previous landlord was amazing, super cool, would come to our shows, hang out with us, etc. Unfortunately she had to sell the duplex to a young and vibrant couple, whom I will call “Bitch-face Motherfuckers”.
Dale Cooper: Harry, I have no idea where this will lead us, but I have a definite feeling it will be a place both wonderful and strange.
Because you know what? I’m tired of good people being robbed by bad people. It’s absolutely no joke, fucking people’s lives over is like a staple of the human experience, but C’MONNNNNN! Really? You’re going to tell me I didn’t clean the kitchen when I hired maids?
James Hurley: When did you start smoking?
Donna Hayward: I smoke every once and a while. Helps relieve tension.
James Hurley: When did you get so tense?
Donna Hayward: When I started smoking.
ANCIENT ALIENS??! (link)
So, what is all this talk about galactic light forces, aliens, and ancient alien contact? What is all of this 11-11-11-11-11 stuff? If these ‘ancient astronauts’ came to us, why not stay with us? Oh…it’s because we’re not supposed to be meddled with? Hmm…then why even bother in the first place? Because I think at this point….
…we have other things to worry about….
