“For the first time in years, I finally woke up with a pillow in my mouth.”
I can’t walk into the daylight without first analyzing the structure of clouds, and making sure there aren’t any sky rapists outside. You have no idea how fast and how awkward things can get when there are…
“This is a little number, I like to call: Bearfoot, Thunder Tails”
Growing up we had a pinano, and us kids would jam out to Simon and Garfunkel cranked up on the phonograph. Then dad would come home and give us all a taffy and pat us upon the head, ensuring that we’ve since done our … <sigh> this never happened..
“You. Just. Don’t. Get. It. Do you?”
Sometimes people hated reading. I understand how that can be. I was a kid once too you know! But reading is important, and so is constant fear and manipulation. If you’re reading this now, you’ve already been losing valuable life-moments that you will never see again…there are kids in Chinafrica that could use those moments…
“And for the first time in months, I bought a dirty magazine and thought of how it used to be…”
Genes are funny. But what makes them so funny? Well, for one thing, they’re small. And small things are funny. Additionally, they’re unable to be found by the IRS — that’s pretty funny too (in a funny way!); and they’re good in breakfast cereals — fun!
“If I were an enzyme, I’d be helicase. So I could unzip your genes.”
I miss Chester Jeffries Peaches, the neighborhood cat that used to come to my house and give me makin-biscuit-snuggle-time. Not since the 80′s did I feel worth something more than a can of ham. I guess I’ll have to eat all this 11oz steak by myself.
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1 manipeni wrote:
i wish i could get rid of the memory of my wasted moments. i would give them to the kids in chinafrica.